What do Legos and Polly Pockets have in common you ask? Well, no matter how much we think we clean up before going to bed, in the dark of the night these small, pointy toys come out to play and love it when they hear the muted groan of pain from us parents as we yet again step on one. We don't want to risk waking anyone, so we can't even let out the d*** we would love to yelp. We think to ourselves, those darn kids- why can't they clean up better. It's our very own "toy story" with a twist. There is a stand up comic, I believe named Tim Hawkins,who has a skit all about Legos and how he believes when kids are quietly playing in their rooms, they are actually sharpening the Legos just to get back at us.
What toys would you add to the list?
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NO kidding!
I'd add the chubby, newer style Fisher Price Little People. While they are not sharp, step on them the right way and it's an instant foot injury!
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